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Blockbuster -
September 30, 2005 Last Updated: -0/9-/2005 - Link Cute mangling of a corporate name courtesy of G. Stilwell: Blockbuster Video --> Lackluster Video |
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Race Horse Name -
May 06, 2005 Last Updated: -0/5-/2005 - Link So, you know how horses always have quirky names? For instance "Senator" - essentially a job title. If I had my own race horse to name, I'd call it "Janitor". :) |
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Pope-ker Tournament -
April 24, 2005 Last Updated: -0/4-/2005 - Link What if the Conclave was really decided by a No-Limit Texas Holdem Poker tournament? Winner gets to be Pope for life! |
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Second Coming - Aborted -
April 22, 2005 Last Updated: -0/4-/2005 - Link Wouldn't it be ironic if an abortion resulted in a snag for the second coming of Jesus Christ? There are a couple possible angles to this:
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Bush = Antichrist -
April 22, 2005 Last Updated: -0/4-/2005 - Link Wouldn't it be ironic if George W. Bush turned out to be the Anti-Christ and Kurt Vonnegut turned out to be the REAL messiah? I'd laugh like hell all the way to the pearly gates of heaven. 0:) |